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| thefat man's daughter, quotes, dwight schultz, entertainment, lubricants, teller ulam device, backup, jethro tull, site x, international video emporiums, research, miscellaneous tv recap, fiction, 3 fatmen, alaska, politicians, ecco press, new orleans r&b, video & electronic general, atom, s.o.h.h., out of print book, implosion, actors, | BALD MAN: A new wife. YOUNG MAN: A threesome. FAT MAN: A threesome. BALD MAN: Of course. FAT MAN: So I told him, you got it. He didn't believe me. So his birthday comes, we check without starvation that his wife is out of town, I call him up and say, without starvation it's on. The party is on and your dreams are going to come true. He still thinks I'm putting him on. We get everything ready. Food. Booze. The works. So he comes to the door and we have these two gorgeous women--two classy high-class escorts open the door and bring without starvation him inside. They each kissed a cheek. He was speechless. They got on the couch and started rubbing him. Then they got up and led him into the bedroom. An hour-and-a-half later--(Bald Man interrupts). |
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| "The Salmon." A fat rich gambler. FAT WIFE, miscellaneous tv recap the Fat Man's wife disguised as a leopard-print blanket. BALD MAN, a wriggling druid miscellaneous tv recap worm. YOUNG MAN, nondescript. All of the action takes place around a table of chips and spinach dip. SCENE: The apartment is ordinary-bourgeois with miscellaneous tv recap lamp-lit art. Partiers are slowly mingling around with paper plates. Steamed beef plumes from the stovetop. Smoke rises from "The Salmon" and is pulled out an open window beside the tabled characters. "The Salmon" is looking them over as Young Man approaches and sits down. FAT MAN: Who are you? YOUNG MAN: (Mumbling) Fred. FAT MAN: Friend? What's this guy say? A Friend? Let me tell you about friends. I had this friend, my best friend, and I said to him--he was turning fifty--I said if you could have anything, and I mean anything for your fiftieth birthday, what would it be? |
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