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| Unfortunately though, he’s apparently insane now. His appearance chubby face on the Imus show was a painful thing to watch. He was almost completely incoherent, injecting obscure and unrelated quotes into the middle of conversations, abruptly jumping from subject to subject, and just generally acting like a mental patient. At one point I think they were talking about Venus Williams with the sports guy, and Cavett suddenly began chubby face babbling about the greatness of Reba McEntire. (?!) chubby face He said standing next to her is like drinking nectar from heaven, or some such idiocy. Everyone just looked at each other with dumbfounded expressions. Then, inexplicably, he let loose with an unfunny literary quote about bigamy, and began smiling like a jack-o-lantern and looking all around for reactions that never came. |
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