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| Or maybe it's their youth? I think that's a big part of food it, to be quite honest. Not enough dues have been paid. They were probably playing wiffle ball five years ago, and now corporate heads hang on their every word. But if I don't see food one of the vermin for a while, I start to build up some guilt. I feel a little ashamed of myself. What a common working-class clod I food am! Then I take a leak beside one of them, and all my suspicions are verified. They explode into bathrooms like they own them. They start tossing greetings and salutations all around, as if they're running for elected office. After a few wink-wink nudge-nudge inside jokes, and possibly some good-natured back slaps, they saunter up to the porcelain and assume the position: chest out, feet apart, fists on hips. Think Superman deflecting bullets. Afterwards you can count on much vigorous, sustained shaking of the nozzle, as if there's so much there a little extra effort is called for, and then the part that really gets to me, a jaunty little snap! |
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