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Even most of Detroit's finest got a kick out of the good-natured fun; one cop old and fat nude was seen posing for a photo while he was "attacked" by a horde of hungry zombies. It was particularly amusing when the zombie battle cry of braaaaiiiiiinssss abruptly changed to beeeeeeeerrrr while the walking dead invaded the brew tent. As one decaying young lass explained, hey, even zombies need to get out and have a good time.Wallace reports on the old and fat nude best comments overheard by bystanders:"Dude, there's a zombie behind you!""I know, it's my wife."And, "Oh, I guess the Pittsburgh people are here now."The rest old and fat nude of this column was supposed to be about the much-hyped Maxim party at the Max M. Fisher Center, where I was slated to work as a go-go dancer.
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