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| It happened in the middle of parade summer and the temperatures were rising to triple digits every day, yet I was huddled under blankets on the couch, shivering and sweating and chattering my teeth. I was absolutely miserable for days on end, and afraid to go to sleep for fear of seeing The Light. Our oldest parade Secret was really young then, and watched Barney videos all the time. And the one he was hooked on at the time featured a big black woman with a ukulele, who played a song that went something like this: Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac All dressed in black, black, black With silver buttons Stuffed up her crack, crack, crack I might not have the words exactly right, but it's close. Whenever I think about it, and hum the tune or whatever, I'm transported back to hell. It's a powerful, evil song, I'm telling you. Both powerful and evil. -- And since we're on the subject of near-death experiences, have you ever found yourself in a situation where you think your time might be up? Luckily I haven't been in any real car accidents in my life, or experienced an illness worse than bronchitis, but I have been scared, as they say, shitless, a few times. |
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