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I brandished my ATM card like a master, then went to work on my gas cap. I opened the little door and gave it a twist like I'd done a million times in the past. But on Friday, for some reason, the thing rocketed from my hand, and rolled under my Blazer. Grrrrr... How was I going to retrieve it? No freaking way I was going to beautiful drop to the pavement and shimmy; say what you will about beautiful it, but Jeff Kay doesn't beautiful shimmy. I wondered if it would be crazy to simply stuff some paper towels in the opening, and drive away after the tank was filled? A new cap couldn't cost more than five bucks, and it would be money well-spent if it meant I could avoid the spectacle of wallowing around on concrete in front of the entire population of Dunmore, Pennsylvania. But I was relieved to see that the rogue cap was only a few inches under my truck, up near the front driver's side wheel.
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