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/ Hmm? / He's chewing on his toes. [Mark looks through the telescope again, and we see what he sees.] Fat Man: [chewing on toes, burps.] [As Mark continues to sing, Kevin is trying to get passed him to look again.] Mark: Well he really seems quite happy with his foot stuck in his face. penguin group (usa) books [Kevin succeeds and steals a penguin group (usa) books quick peek.] Kevin: I can see him very clearly from where I'm standing in my place. Mark: We've been watching for one hour. [Cut to a close up of a frying pan bursting into flames on the stove.] Both: And our fried eggs are on fire. [end singing, piano music continues.] Both: Fire!! [Both run to the other side of the table--Mark in back, Kevin in front. They run into each other with an exaggerated "Ah!" They run the other direction and do the same thing. As they run back, Mark picks up the fire extinguisher. He sprays it a few times, getting Kevin and then finally the eggs. The skit ends with Kevin running around the table and Mark enjoying the spray.]
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